Russell Crowe returns to what he does best – Rugged man with ten-day growth riding enormous steed through sinister forests with muscles rippling.  Hubba Hubba.

One Response to “Coming Soon to a theatre near me.”

  1. Thank you.

    Thank you.

    Thank you.

    The only thing better than Russell Crowe, is Russell Crowe, on a horse, with his gladiator hair and stubble.

    Come to mummy.

    Seriously, even just hearing his voice gives me violent goosebumps (in a very good, very naughty kind of way).

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